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$19.99
Not a morning person? Not a problem. Dark Roast. Bold flavor. Reliable. Doesn’t ask questions. Our OG bag of beans may be the only morning friend you’ll ever need—if you’re lucky. Sourced from the highest-quality coffee beans in the world and roasted to deep, never-bitter perfection, with notes of dark chocolate + black cherry. We recommend at least one cup, first thing in the morning, in total isolation. This is a pound of power—basic brews not invited.
$15.99
A cup of death, you say? Bottoms up. For a morning routine that’s lightning quick: Death Cups combine the bold taste of the World’s Strongest Coffee with the convenience of single-serve pods. Each K-cup-style coffee pod is double the strength of the average cup of coffee, along with a smooth, never-bitter flavor. You’ll be fueled and focused in a flash. * Death Cups are compatible with Keurig 1 & 2, Breville, Cuisinart and Mr. Coffee coffee machines
$39.99
Life can be a latte. Life’s too short to sweat all the bullsh*t. Who needs a pick-me-up? You do. And they do. We all do. Light, sweet and a little indulgent, Death Wish Latte is made with the highest-quality milk and sugar. But don’t get it twisted—this grab-and-go can still packs the highly caffeinated punch you need. Here’s to getting through it, because life can be a latte.
$19.99
WELCOME TO THE ABYSS. IT'S DELICIOUS. Exorcise the demons of blah beans and boring routines by sipping on the next dimension of darkness. Spawned specifically for deep notes of cocoa, caramelized sugar + cherries, this blend is deadpan perfect for intense cups of coffee and espresso drinks. Abandon barista banter and café lines for a brew of otherworldly strength, brimming with espresso-like texture and depth. Coffee Details: Roast shade: Dark Bag size: 14 ounces Beans: Fair Trade Sumatran and
$19.99
A lighter shade of bold. A shade or two lighter than our original dark roast blend, these beans contain our cult-classic levels of caffeine with a complex new flavor profile. This balanced blend was grown at high altitudes for hints of caramel and roasted peanuts, notes of stone fruit and smooth milk chocolate to finish. Smooth as the day is long, our Medium Roast provides that boost you need to go for bold.
$34.99
A real “power couple.” Trying to decide between our original brew that bites back or a lighter shade of bold? Bold notes of dark chocolate + cherry or complex flavors of peanut, caramel + apricot? Bundle them to save a few bones, and to save yourself from the bitter taste of FOMO... Both blends are twice as strong as your average cup of coffee and always USDA Organic and Fair-Trade Certified—mugs up. This bundle includes two 1-pound bags of coffee.
$27.99
Double cup love. Death Cups combine the bold taste of the World’s Strongest Coffee with the convenience of single-serve pods. Trying to decide between our original brew that bites back or a lighter shade of bold? Bold notes of dark chocolate + cherry or complex flavors of peanut, caramel + apricot? Bundle them to save a few bones, and to save yourself from the bitter taste of FOMO... Both blends are twice as strong as your average cup of coffee and always USDA Organic and Fair-Trade Certified
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