Sit. Stay. Raise Hell.

Not every dog is a lap dog—some are four-legged agents of chaos fueled by caffeine-adjacent energy and an unwavering commitment to barking at absolutely nothing.

This durable metal set clips onto your pet's collar and your keys, making it perfect for loyal companions, professional troublemakers, and certified good boys alike. Featuring a Death Wish Coffee inspired meme on each, there's no easier way to let strangers know which one of you is fueled by coffee and which is powered by chaos.