WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF
CAFFEINE CRITTERS

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF
CAFFEINE CRITTERS

Inspired by you—our community of coffee-drinking caffiends—these limited-edition cards are based on real-life Death Wish Coffee reviews. You took the time to tell us how the World’s Strongest Coffee transforms you—and we laughed so hard we spit out our coffee. Tradable, collectible, frameable, these highly caffeinated cards serve moments of nostalgia—coffee breaks, if you will—from the daily grind.  

 

Take a sip, feel the jolt and pour one out for simpler times—times when we traded cards for fun, when “likes” only happened in real life and “followers” were something you didn’t want to have.

 

Drink wisely, aka frequently, and who knows? The next Caffeine Critter could be you.  

Inspired by you—our community of coffee-drinking caffiends—these limited-edition cards are based on real-life Death Wish Coffee reviews. You took the time to tell us how the World’s Strongest Coffee transforms you—and we laughed so hard we spit out our coffee. Tradable, collectible, frameable, these highly caffeinated cards serve moments of nostalgia—coffee breaks, if you will—from the daily grind.  

 

Take a sip, feel the jolt and pour one out for simpler times—times when we traded cards for fun, when “likes” only happened in real life and “followers” were something you didn’t want to have.

 

Drink wisely, aka frequently, and who knows? The next Caffeine Critter could be you.  

HOW IT WORKS:

HOW IT WORKS:

Drink Death Wish Coffee + get high on your own supply.

Indulge. Sip, taste, guzzle or shotgun the elixir of life. Drinker’s choice.

Ride the caffeinated wave and let your brain percolate.

 

Put those caffeine shakes to work by writing a review that would make
your boss spit out their coffee, piss their pants or literally laugh
their a** right off (LMFAO).

 

Ponder the meaning of life over coffee, and see who will be immortalized
into our next Caffeine Critter.

Drink Death Wish Coffee + get high on your own supply.

 

Indulge. Sip, taste, guzzle or shotgun the elixir of life. Drinker’s choice.

 

Ride the caffeinated wave and let your brain percolate.

 

Put those caffeine shakes to work by writing a review that would make your boss spit out their coffee, piss their pants or literally laugh their a** right off (LMFAO).

 

Ponder the meaning of life over coffee, and see who will be immortalized into our next Caffeine Critter.

EYE-BULGE BRAD

Death Wish Coffee is stoked to present: Caffeine Critters. Catch the high-caffeine wave of the World’s Strongest Coffee—and behold the amazing ways it turns the tide on your days.

CHASE N. RAINBOWS

"Sweet Jesus!!! It’s like unicorns peed in this can.
Pure
magic..
 

NO-TRIM TIM

"Very tasty coffee, and I swear I could feel the hair on my head growing! Could possibly be a cure for baldness. I have shared Death Wish with friends and family and everybody loved it."