Leaf Me Alone Tee

Leaf Me Alone Tee

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Coffee for one, please.  

We love to silently sip on the World’s Strongest Coffee under a tree without another single, solitary soul. And this orange tee is just the uniform for such autumnal activities. We’ll emerge when we’re ready for a refill. Until then—make like a tree and leaf us the hell alone.  


  • “Leaf Me Alone Until I’ve Had my Death Wish Coffee” Reaper illustration printed on front.  
  • Small autumnal skull and crossbones insignia printed on back.   
  • 100% cotton.  
  • Available in unisex sizing. See size chart for more details.