The season of pumpkin spice everything is here
Sure, there's over a month until Halloween. But this isn't going to ruin the fun of the pumpkin lord appearing from the dark shadows of Autumn to rise up and conquer summer all the while drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
No offense pumpkin haters, but don't you think all the pumpkin spice backlash is a little...last year's trend? Don't be so basic. Give into absolute spooky, autumnal, flannel-patterned pleasure and get on the level of these people tweeting about pumpkin spice season:
August - you are disgusting and hot. I can’t wait until the mighty sword of Autumn Pumpkin Spice slays you like a dragon. PS - holla!
— Brian Fallon (@thebrianfallon) August 14, 2018
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are good and we all know it, you cowards are just too afraid to admit you like a drink that millions of 15 year old girls also happen to like
— Brendon Brady (@brendonbradyy) August 28, 2018
The air here is changing. Fall is upon us. I will inject pumpkin spice into my veins and rise like the autumnal warrior I was meant to be.
— Sydney Shields (@syd_shields) August 27, 2018
Y'all: Almost Pumpkin Spice season!
— Rachel Hawkins (@LadyHawkins) August 26, 2018
Me: Which puts us ONE STEP CLOSER to mothertruckin' PEPPERMINT SEASON.
Everyone else: It's too early for pumpkin spice
— Death Wish Coffee (@DeathWishCoffee) August 15, 2018
Me: pic.twitter.com/WaD7nnSe0K
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