The season of pumpkin spice everything is here
Sure, it's August. And hey, it's 90 degrees. But a little mind-bending scorching heat isn't going to ruin the fun of the pumpkin lord appearing from the dark shadows of Autumn to rise up and conquer summer all the while drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
No offense pumpkin haters, but don't you think all the pumpkin spice backlash is a little...last year's trend? Don't be so basic. Give into absolute spooky, autumnal, flannel-patterned pleasure and get on the level of these people tweeting about pumpkin spice season:
August - you are disgusting and hot. I can’t wait until the mighty sword of Autumn Pumpkin Spice slays you like a dragon. PS - holla!
— Brian Fallon (@thebrianfallon) August 14, 2018
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are good and we all know it, you cowards are just too afraid to admit you like a drink that millions of 15 year old girls also happen to like
— Brendon Brady (@brendonbradyy) August 28, 2018
The air here is changing. Fall is upon us. I will inject pumpkin spice into my veins and rise like the autumnal warrior I was meant to be.
— Sydney Shields (@syd_shields) August 27, 2018
Y'all: Almost Pumpkin Spice season!
— Rachel Hawkins (@LadyHawkins) August 26, 2018
Me: Which puts us ONE STEP CLOSER to mothertruckin' PEPPERMINT SEASON.
Everyone else: It's too early for pumpkin spice
— Death Wish Coffee (@DeathWishCoffee) August 15, 2018
Me: pic.twitter.com/WaD7nnSe0K
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