We all float down here
Float away from your responsibilities, your job, your children, or just general BS in our first-ever coffin-shaped pool float. Complete with a cup holder for your favorite cold brew or other adult beverages, this float will be your best friend for the summer. Plus, when you order today (6/27), you’ll receive a FREE pair of polarized Death Wish sunglasses.
So take your flamingo and unicorn floats and get out of my pool.
Order your Death Wish pool float here.