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Our limited edition diner mugs are in stock with new brutally honest sayings

Are the skulls of your enemies dishwasher safe?

Our latest Diner Mug set shows that you don’t mess around. These mugs feature our logo on one side and a brutally honest message on the other, and they’ll really tell people not to talk to you before (or after) you’ve had coffee. For an added effect, stir your coffee. Slowly. With a steak knife. Consider your coworkers warned.

And for the record, yes—the skulls of your enemies are dishwasher safe. We tested it out.

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