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Ten Memes That Describe Your Current Non-Relationship Status

Valentine’s Day is that special day that comes in February to remind you that the only hot and steamy thing happening in your love life is your coffee. There, there. It’s so easy to forget on a day like this that love is disappointing and coffee is eternal. So, grab a cup of the hot stuff because that love in the air you smell is just the coffee brewing. 

 

 

If I had to choose between waking up to your face or coffee every morning, I’d choose coffee. No offense.

 

I’m pretty much always “in the mood”… for coffee and Netflix. No offense, but coffee never talks during the movie.

 

Coffee never disappoints and I’m always coming back for more.

 

I’m kind of seeing someone right now, and they hold a pi-zza my heart.

 

Besides, my cat loves me. Sometimes. When it’s hungry.

 

If you’re looking to win my heart, you can buy me coffee, make me coffee, or just be coffee.

 

I worry my soulmate drinks shitty coffee. Or worse, they don't drink coffee at all. 

 

Until then, coffee is my valentine, and the dark roast wins my heart every time.

 

If you’d like to be my Valentine, don’t buy me flowers or chocolate. Buy me coffee.