Stress less, drink more coffee
Sometimes there's not enough coffee in the world to keep you from wanting to punch your coworkers (I'm looking at you, Karen). But we're here to help. When you place an order today, you'll get one of three stress balls with your order—just place your order as usual, and when your package arrives, see if you got the coffee mug, Death Cup, or logo stress ball. Every single order placed today will receive one randomly picked stress ball.
Place your order today and get squeezin'. Or just throw it at whoever is stressing you out.
There will be one stress ball per order — if you place more than one order today, there is no guarantee you will get different stress balls.
A stress ball freebie also applies to subscriptions.