"Hey, who's this?" "It's me, your caffeine addiction letting you know it's time to feed me. If you don't, I'm going to make you really cranky, maybe I'll throw in an extra dose of fatigue and perhaps if I'm feeling saucy, I'll give you a headache."
Sound familiar? If you have a cup of coffee readily available within the first few moments of waking up in the morning, probably not. However, on those few days when this unwelcomed conversation does happen it may have you thinking seriously about the relationship between you and your coffee.
With Valentine's Day just two weeks away, we've been thinking about what kind of couple we are when it comes to our coffee.
1. Lucy and Ricky
Lucy and Ricky had a tumultuous relationship that, at the end of the day, was full of love. Like you and your coffee, despite each other's many flaws they still needed to be together for better or worse.
2. Homer and Marge Simpson
Like Homer Simpson, you are imperfect, forgetful and selfish. Like Marge, your coffee is smart, intelligent and makes sure everything gets taken care of.
3. Lois and Clark
While you don't need saving, you know that coffee is everyone's undercover hero. In times of distress coffee is the one who is there. You could say it's your hero.
4. Laverne and Shirley
You and coffee are like two peas in a pod. Coffee calls you out when you're being the worst and helps you do better.
5. Bonnie and Clyde
Simply put: coffee is your ride or die.
6. Jim and Pam
Your relationship to coffee is magnetic. It was meant to be.