1. You live and breath it coffee. It is part of you.
2. Sometimes you need coffee to make coffee.
3. People offer suggestions about replacements... yeah, right...
4. People know not to bother you before you've had a cup. Maybe two.
5. You've resorted to cannibalism (ok, almost).
6. Coffee is the most important meal of the day
7. You may care about some people more than coffee, but never before coffee.
8. Decaf is a blasphemous sin. NO.
9. Dating someone who isn't a coffee drinker just won't work out, and you know it.