Important: The Only Five Ways to Say "NO" to Decaf
By Teah Teriele — / Death Wish Coffee Blog
It's the Holiday season. You need the real stuff. What do you do when someone asks you if you'd like some decaf? Here are some suggestions.
5. Politely decline
(for first time offenders only)
4. Just leave
3. Mock their offer
2. With a threat
I'm a killer without caffeine. Don't push me.
1. With violence
Chris Farley does it best. [2 min]