It's the Holiday season. You need the real stuff. What do you do when someone asks you if you'd like some decaf? Here are some suggestions.
5. Politely decline
(for first time offenders only)
4. Just leave
These people are not your friends.
3. Mock their offer
...because they're basically mocking you by even asking.
2. With a threat
I'm a killer without caffeine. Don't push me.
1. With violence
Chris Farley does it best. [2 min]
