1. The Yellow Warbler bird
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
The warbler bird has been a hero across coffee farms across the world for ages. This carnivorous hero feasts upon the coffee borer beetle, the very beetle that has the capacity to wipe out an entire half of a coffee farm.
2. Pope Clement VII
"This devil's drink is so delicious...we should cheat the devil by baptizing it!"
Pope Clement VIII baptized coffee to ensure that his people wouldn't go to Hell for drinking it. If anyone would have been a Death Wish Coffee drinker, it probably would have been this guy.
Guess what doesn't taste good on coffee? Diesel fuel.
That's why Porsche created a tractor that runs on gasoline instead. Porsche, you're a seriously unexpected coffee hero.