Coffee this strong has it's drawbacks.
1. Regular coffee now does absolutely nothing
2. When people tell you you shouldn't be drinking something with a skull and crossbones on it
3. Your coffee's logo automatically defaults it as a poisonous weed-killer
4. People tell you that you really don't need coffee that strong
5. People think you're out of your goddamn mind when you've had more than cup
6. When people are rude, until they want some of your coffee
Use coupon code "ireadtheblog" for 10% off! Simply copy and paste the code into the promotion box upon checkout. Thanks for reading!