What do you get a guy for Valentines Day?

 

 

‘Tis easy to shop when your mate is a girl,
Give them flowers, or candy, or baked-goods, or pearls!
Send them to the salon for a new cut and dye,
But what do you do when your mate is a guy?
They don’t want a sweater.
They don’t want a hat.
They don’t want balloons or something silly like that.
Try something he’ll love, and for everyone’s sake,
Give him the gift of being awake!
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